So today is Valentine's Day. More importantly, it is my sister's birthday. But it's Valentine's Day.
One of my pet peeves. When people call it Single's Awareness Day. Ok, it is only single's awareness day if you are single. And honestly, all those people in the hall making out are too busy making out to notice us lonely ones. So suck it up and stop whining.
I mean if you're super old and single, you have a right to complain. But if you are in high school, come on! Not worth the sorrow.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
So, this Valentine's Day, I decided to treat it like a weird high school tradition. I made cookies in my first period, and since I couldn't eat them, I gave them away and whoever got one was my Valentine. What a way to get 'love.' Bribe boys with food. Anyway, I had four 'Valentines.' I don't really count them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
No creepy stuffed animals, or chocolates, or flowers for me! Just fake Valentines and some stale M&Ms. And you know what? I'm ok with that.
What I'm not ok with is catching a cold. I'm sure a red runny nose, and clouded eyes, not to mention not being able to hear anyone speaking, was not good for my attractiveness.
Banana.
Banana who?
Signing out,
Mandie
I'm writing a comment so I don't feel like a loser. ;)
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